I'd be a lot more inclined to update my blog regularly if Blogger didn't move so slow. I swear, they must have their servers hooked up to 9600's.

Or maybe it's just me. I don't know. I hope not. I'm paying more than enough for this fast modem and fast cable service, so when I go a whole day without being online, I'd sure like the ONE website I go to to load in a timely fashion.

Just figured I'd let all my readers (both of them) know I'm not dead. Just floating along, suspended somewhere between the oil and the vinegar in the Italian dressing cruet of life. Dinner was good. If I were in a better mood, I'd tell you how good it was -- it was actually the best meal I've ever had. But I'm not, so I won't.

The voicemail on my phone says, "Hi, I'm Clifton Gray, and you aren't."

I may shave my head. Thoughts? It would sure count as a change.

I haven't lost any weight. Too lazy to actually make an effort to do it. But, by the same token, I've been just active enough to not gain any weight, either. Still fluctuating right around 280. I wonder how I'd look if I weighed less than 200 pounds. I may never know. But it'd be fun to try.

Going to go back in and edit my profile at the personals website, then email a few more people. We'll see. I'm not holding my breath, though. I got one response off the first attempt, and I pretty much messed that up after about a week or so. Sat and waited, waited, waited for more responses... nothing.

"If you go into a situation expecting to get kicked in the balls, but instead you get slapped in the face -- well, you're happy!" -- Wish I'd thought of that. Wasn't me, though.

Going to try out for a jazz choir (that's what they call it) on Friday. Don't know about my chances, though -- mainly considering I've never been in a choir before. We'll see. If you're interested, call me Friday night after 8:00ish and ask how it went, in case I decide to go another week without posting in my blog.

Bullshit Alert of the Day: If I hear another model or actress say that the first thing she looks for in a guy is "personality and a sense of humor," I'm going to scream at an empty room. You lie, you lie, you lie.
This Bullshit Alert has been sponsored by Fiona Apple, and her famous "This world... is bullshit" acceptance speech.

I bet somehow, Blogger will lose this post when I try to publish it. If you don't see this post, let me know and I'll redo it. (They did. I posted it last night at 1:15 but it never showed up.)