Dane Cook, Comedy Central Presents

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Got in an accident the other day. Yeah... had to go down to the DMV. (crowd groans) I know... And it's weird, you know... As you stand in line, it's SO quiet in there. Nobody's talking. It's just.... absolute........ dead........... silence......................... and, of course, everyone's thinking exactly the same thing:

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"

Seriously!! Hey, you know in the future, in the year 3000, everything'll be instantaneous. They'll have transporters and stuff, like you can instantly go from one place to another. "All right, see you later!" ZHOOP! You're there already! You know what? THE DMV WILL STILL TAKE LIKE 9 SECONDS!!!! "Come ON! I have to be at work in 3 seconds! LET'S GO!!"

Honestly, they should just have a guy hide behind the door, and when you come in, he should jump out and punch you in the head. BIFF! "Ow! Sonofabitch!!! Well, I guess standing in line isn't so bad after getting punched in the head like that..."
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