I paid one of Zach's friends $3.50 to eat one of the same cat treats Zach did, and he chewed and swallowed with no drama. Either Zach's weak, or his friend is exceedingly weird.

I've taken to referring to him as Xach whenever I get on the office computer at home and he's left AOLIM on, and his friends start sending IMs since it goes un-idle. *shrug* I like to make people stop and pause for thought.